How many more followers do I need in order to get a successful text post
- 17th May
2013 - 17
- 11th May
2013 - 11
guys i need more people to follow but i’m lazy. help. i’ll tag things i am interested in and then maybe some of you will like this and make my search easier?
- 23rd April
2013 - 23
Just a reminder that people at my school are awesome
- 5th November
2012 - 05
DashBORED
Late night dashboard is always dead. I need to follow some nightowls. Message me if you post awesome stuff around this time daily.
- 11th August
2012 - 11
I hate it when…
There are boobs all over my dash. I live in a boobsessed world.
- 8th August
2012 - 08
- 8th August
2012 - 08
-knock knock.
—who’s there?
-freedom.
freedom would never knock
freedom rings
And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.
If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.
Warning: Side effects may include patriotism and the sudden urge to sing your national anthem.
Do not take freedom if you support communism, monarchies, oligarchies, or dictatorships. Please tell your doctor about all other things you are taking besides freedom, as there can be some adverse side effects.
- 4th August
2012 - 04
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
- Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
- Me: Please, god, no--
- Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
- Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius
- Me: Please, guys, calm down--
- Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
- Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
- Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
- Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
- Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
- Me: I hate you all
- Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
- Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
- Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
- Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
- Uterus: You mother fuckers.
- Torso: CONTRACT!
- Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
- Brain: Me gusta.
- 2nd August
2012 - 02
Deep.
truly inspirational
I love pictures like this. The creepy monkey is still my favorite.
so i’m watching the olympics with my dad while reading these, and i keep giggling, and he keeps looking over at me like “da fuq is wrong witchoo”
(Source: dj-baby-bokchoy)
- 1st August
2012 - 01
Blue blood
strife specibi: toiletpaperkind
catlusus
ok
orange blood
strife specibi: elmer’s gluestick (HAHAHA LOOK JACKIE LOOK)
my lusus is my cat jesse
i will kill you all with my gluesticks„
Cure Blossom Blood
Fork Kind
Cat Lusus
Purple (about Eridan’s color)
Pepsikind
Squirrel
Yeah, I’d be the first to die…
Pink blood
Spoonkind
Cat lususPurple blood
Deskkind
BoxerLusus
Seems pretty good.
purple blood
jarkind
doglusus
Omf i have to fight with a jar
Rainbowblood
Blanketkind
CatLusus
….How do I fight with a blanket?
Lavender blood
Controllerkind
Cat lusus
I can…throw video game controllers at people? I guess that works. xD
Violet blood.
Sodacankind.
Crooked Cat Lusus.Blue-ish blood, knife kind, rat lusus
I`m not too bad off.
Green blood
Phonekind
Kitten Lusus
Brown blood
Tabletkind
Catkind
purple blood
knifekind
gerbil lusus
omg
Some kind of mutant really light blue blood.
Shortskind
Catmother
… Well, fuck.
Purple Blood
Laserkind
Cat Lusus
(last object and animal were related: kitty likes laser dots!)
I’m actually really well off
Weird olive-colored blood
Denimshortshortskind
Chihuahua Lusus
I WILL DOMINATE ALL OF YOU WITH MY SHORT SHORTS AND CHIHUAHUA!
(I think I turned into Paris Hilton guys)
(Source: yo-ho-stilinski)
