actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
this is why german is the best
my package still hasn’t came i give up
did you try switching hands
Gotta catch ‘em all!
KURE DJ just wished me good morning oh sweetheart it’s either good or it’s morning you can’t have both
Catie’s sitting on the couch and just burst out laughing
"If you block out the -ery it’s just butt crackers. And if you block out the entire other half, it’s just butt crack. I’m so tired."
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.